Ex-Lovers and Would-be Starf***ers

glitter_close_up Here’s your glitter, nice and big upfront for  ya.

Now that we’ve gotten than part out of the way…..

Maybe we can move on to better things? No, just wanted braggin rights?  Well you have permission to say that you’ve fucked me even if you havent, bc frankly Im tired.

Tired of:

-Pop Up Ex’s asking me to “read their blogs”, “put in a good word” after not talking to me for X-length of time.

-People who spend the following 1 hour-2 days telling everyone that they hooked up with me, in full over-disclosing detail.

-People who claim to be in love with me after reading my blog/looking at my porn….(its fine if you feel that way, hell Im not going to discourage you, but dont try to CONVINCE me or get me to act on it!!)

-And last but not least….Im tired of flings, one night stands, and even casual sex.  Yes its finally time for me to come out of the closet.

I am not/no longer a sex robot, as much as I would like to be.  So, unless you’re prepared to do the time, dont commit the crime.

~ by Klawdya Rothschild on April 3, 2009.

2 Responses to “Ex-Lovers and Would-be Starf***ers”

  1. I did not have sex with you. I am not in love with you! Please don’t put in any good words for me. Don’t read my blog…but I do find you interesting, so I will keep an eye on you and update my files as needed.

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