Catholic Cock Block

•January 3, 2009 • 3 Comments

I am so going to get angry letters about this one, but ok….here goes.

Merry late Xmas.  As part of my sacred sexual practice, and yearly passing the time in decadent beauty ritual, I attend 4+ Catholic Masses a year.  They are typically Midnight Mass on Christmas, Ash Wednesday, Good Friday, and Easter….with Midnight Mass and Ash Wednesday being by far my favourites.

polishchurch

Why do I do this?  well there are a number of reasons, but the key attractions are: 1) The ritual.  there are few outlets such as this where ceremonial magic is performed to this degree of splendour, with this volume of people, and with this degree of intensity.  this is also the reason why I go on these bang-for-the buck days, bc attendance is high, and therefor the ornateness is pushed and the energy is BOOMING.  2) Catholic mass, ie the transubstantiation of the sacred host is one of the most sublimely, subliminally erotic acts of sublimation I have ever seen/experienced period….PERIOD.

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Spit in my Mouth?

•December 19, 2008 • 6 Comments

First of all, my most sincere apologies for not blogging in a while…..I have a good excuse though, and that is I am GRADUATING from COLLEGE!   WOOOHOOOO finally.

Ok

Meet Harley:Harley

Harley is a stripper at Cheerleaders, a bikini bar in South Philly, and a long time friend of mine.

While visiting with me this month we got to talking about the industry and trends in clientele and we got onto the subject of frequent requests.

Aside from the obvious “show me the pink” and the ubiquitous blow job solicitations, she told me that by far her most frequent request from men was…

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RIP Bettie Page

•December 12, 2008 • 1 Comment

The legendary and much loved Bettie has passed away… The world will be a sadder place but she will live on thru the legions of fans…

God Speed

With deep personal sadness I must announce that my dear friend and client Bettie Page passed away at 6:41pm PST this evening in a Los Angles hospital. She died peacefully but had never regained consciousness after suffering a heart attack nine days ago

She captured the imagination of a generation of men and women with her free spirit and unabashed sensuality. She is the embodiment of beauty.

Statement by Mark Roesler, business agent for Bettie Page

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Vibe on the Go: Colgate 360 Sonic

•December 6, 2008 • 1 Comment

colgate-360-sensitive

I know what you are saying to yourself “Klawdya, that is a toothbrush and not a vibrator”  but honestly when I picked up this toothbrush at the pharmacy, while legitimately looking for a replacement toothbrush…I knew it was only a matter of time before I gave in to temptation and found out for myself just how sonic this 360 Sonic model really could be.

I held out for appx 5 days.

Satyr and Klawdya in Philadelphia

Satyr and Klawdya in Philadelphia

Veronica Bound and Klawdya in Philadelphia

Veronica Bound and Klawdya in Philadelphia

I found myself in Philadelphia again, this time staying at Satyr and Veronica Bound‘s gorgeous South Philly home…..and after a night of partying I woke up with a bit of sexual tension that needed to be released in the privacy and comfort of my morning shower…..Just one problem, I forgot to pack, among other things, my travelvibrator.

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Philadelphia Loves Bondage….

•December 5, 2008 • 2 Comments

Or maybe they just love me?

At PASSIONAL again, my new home away from home in Philadelphia, ahahaChest Harnass

teaching ROPE BONDAGE FOR BEGINNERS  where you can learn to do this–>

except I will not be using rope like this, because as many of you know I have become quite the little hemp rope snob.

Tonight’s class is sold out, but Saturday’s 3-5 pm still has 4 slots open, so act fast!

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…and another one bites the dust

•December 3, 2008 • 1 Comment

so, I decided I needed to write this one while it was fresh in my mind.

I think I am getting better at noticing and taking action on the red flags in people’s personalities….this time it only took me 4 hours (I had suspicions earlier on, so not perfect but better!)  And, whatever criticism it gets me over accusations of being a feminazi or whatever, all the great qualities in the world just can not and should not over come some red flags.

1.  Does being a sex worker, porn star, sex educator, fetish model………………….. mean that I will send you unedited naked pictures of me, or of others?

No.  My response will be- if you want porn surf for it like everyone else.  If you want my pics buy them like everyone else.  If you want a hooker go find one.  But word to the wise, they wont take your shit either.

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10,030 hits in 23 days!

•November 28, 2008 • 6 Comments

I just have to say thank you for helping me reach this amazing goal, and so early!

Feedback, in visits, return visits but especially write ins and participation mean so much to me!

Im glad to be of use/entertainment/spank value to you all!  Let me know how I can improve and keep this interesting!  *MWAH*!

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Forced Femme TWEEZING!

•November 28, 2008 • 3 Comments

Ok all

in the spirit of the holiday season, I will share some of the photos in my gender transformation class for www.powerplayacademy.org in series form!

straddleI hop on to her lap, straddling her and holding her in place while I assess how bad her ungroomed eyebrows are.

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Interview with Susan Wright- NCSF (draft for newsletter)

•November 27, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Standpoint on Prop 8/Gay Marriage:

“NCSF has close ties and relationships with LGBT organizations and has always supported equal rights for everyone,” says Susan Wright, spokesperson for NCSF. “We support gay marriage not only on behalf of our own LGBT members in our communities, but also because marriage is a fundamental right that shouldn’t be denied to anyone. These protests are an important way to show the world that we stand up for those rights.” READ PRESS RELEASE

Our method, while not able to throw resources behind it is to stay visible supporting it-  amping up our media releases and informational mailings, especially due to popular demand from our CPs [Coalition Partners] who are asking us to keep them abreast of relevant information to them and our lifestyle but tangential to the specific mission of the NCSF.

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AltSex- The Post Modernism of Sexuality

•November 26, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Post-Modernism: of, relating to, or being a theory that involves a radical reappraisal of modern assumptions about culture, identity, history, or language

Alt Sex Mode:

Today I am a female, and tomorrow I am a male, and the day after that I am gender queer. Similarly today I am straight, then gay, then bisexual, then pansexual, then try-sexual, bi-curious……

Today I am a cat, and tomorrow I am a bird, and the day after that I am a pony.

Today I am a Dominant, then submissive, then beater, then beatee, then a beater who is submissive- service top……

We are living in a world of infinite possibilities and therefor infinite options.

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